Humor of the Week

Mr. and Mrs. Carrot are walking down the street. 

Mrs. Carrot steps into the crosswalk without looking and is hit by a car. 

The ambulance comes for her. As she is being loaded into the ambulance, Mr. Carrot asks the EMT, “Is she going to be OK?”

The EMT responds: “I’m sorry, sir. But for the rest of her life your wife is going to be a vegetable.”

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