10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex
8. Beer has never caused a major war
7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves
6. When you have a beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors
trying to give it away
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured
over his or her brand of beer
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000 years for your second beer
3. There are laws saying beer labels can’t lie to you
2. You can prove you had a beer
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to
help you stop
* From Freethought Today Jan / Feb, 2016
11. Bartenders that serve you beer hardly ever dress up in funny costumes.