PMS 80.0


PMS 80.0: Vital Questions Answered

• Why you should always have a camera when you hold up a convenience store.

• Why the quality of your wedding photographer will determine the success of your marriage.

• Can you get gonorrhea (the clap) from a doorknob or a toilet seat?

• What is the real meaning “SMYT?”

• Can a “red state” elect a bi-sexual, atheist, female who gets sworn in on a law book, not the Bible?

• What do mariachi music, Glenn Miller, and Merle Haggard have in common?

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