PMS 80.0: Vital Questions Answered
• Why you should always have a camera when you hold up a convenience store.
• Why the quality of your wedding photographer will determine the success of your marriage.
• Can you get gonorrhea (the clap) from a doorknob or a toilet seat?
• What is the real meaning “SMYT?”
• Can a “red state” elect a bi-sexual, atheist, female who gets sworn in on a law book, not the Bible?
• What do mariachi music, Glenn Miller, and Merle Haggard have in common?
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