Carly Fiorina is a candidate for the Republican nomination for president. She may be as good as Sarah Palin in the use of language as a sledgehammer.
Palin (or her writers) came up with some doozies:
“The government has ‘death panels'”
“The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuke, is a good guy with a nuke.”
“How’s that hopey changey thing workin’ for ya?
“We say keep your change. We’ll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.”
“More background checks? Dandy idea, Mr. President…we should’ve started with yours.”
“Like Hillary Clinton, I too have traveled hundreds of thousands of miles around the globe. But unlike Hillary Clinton, I know that flying is an activity, not an accomplishment.”
“When men cut jobs, they’re seen as decisive. When women do, they’re vindictive.”
“A merger is hard to pull off under any circumstances. It’s harder when everybody is against you.”
“I’m not a professional politician, I’m a problem solver.”
Stay tuned to see how the journalists and late night comedy hosts riff off what the candidates say. At least with Fiorina, we have a bright bulb compared to the former gun-toting Alaska governor.